Dear World: please grow up

The cleavage, however, is an exceptional kind of flourish. After all, it’s not a matter of what she’s wearing but rather what’s being revealed. It’s tempting to say that the cleavage stirs the same kind of discomfort that might be churned up after spotting Rudy Giuliani with his shirt unbuttoned just a smidge too far. No one wants to see that. But really, it was more like catching a man with his fly unzipped. Just look away!”

Confirmed sighting

Via the invaluable Snackspot, perhaps the wrongest food ever: Marmite-flavoured rice cakes.

“Normally, when we see Calvin, his hair flips to the left.”

Alphanumeric!

This was brought to my attention by Mr H:

“ReBoot” — one of the earliest computer-animated episodic TV series — will be redeveloped as a trilogy of feature-length films by Rainmaker Animation.

Things I want to see:

1) Hexadecimal.
2) Data Nully and Fax Modem.
3) TZROW ZE SVITCH!
4) The penguin.
5) Matrix.
6) The Crimson Binome.
7) Desolate post-apocalyptic mainframe.

OK, yes, what I really want is just for them to remake the late season two/season three arc with a bigger budget.

“Accessibility, Section 508, the whole nine yards….”

Multiple gay Bloggie winner Ernie of Little Yellow Different has restored all his wonderful archive posts, which means you can read about the two types of web developers (borderline NSFW, I suppose. Also, do not read while drinking anything.)

Wee Little Puppet Men (And Women)

Brokeback Mount Everest