Whogasm

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“In short? I has a bucket.”

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Best song ever.

By far the greatest augury of [their new venture] Apple was the Beatles’ appearance together on television, for the first time in two years, to perform “Hey Jude” on “The David Frost Show”.  The studio audience came and stood around them as Paul, at his piano, sung the wistful, wounded ballad that turns, midway, into an anthem seven minutes long. At the Abbey Road session, all the the forty-piece symphony orchestra had joined in that mesmeric “la-la” chorus. So did the studio audience – and much of the country – join in that night. It was as though the Beatles were reaffirming their oneness with their audience and with each other, instead of beginning their drift into chaos and bitter enmity.

– Philip Norman, Shout!

“I don’t want to bypass the Constitution, but these are extraordinary circumstances.”

The “What would Jack Bauer do?” argument gets used, in all seriousness, by a justice of the US Supreme Court:

Senior judges from North America and Europe were in the midst of a panel discussion about torture and terrorism law, when a Canadian judge’s passing remark – “Thankfully, security agencies in all our countries do not subscribe to the mantra ‘What would Jack Bauer do?’ ” – got the legal bulldog in Judge Scalia barking.

The conservative jurist stuck up for Agent Bauer, arguing that fictional or not, federal agents require latitude in times of great crisis. “Jack Bauer saved Los Angeles. … He saved hundreds of thousands of lives,” Judge Scalia said. Then, recalling Season 2, where the agent’s rough interrogation tactics saved California from a terrorist nuke, the Supreme Court judge etched a line in the sand.

“Are you going to convict Jack Bauer?” Judge Scalia challenged his fellow judges. “Say that criminal law is against him? ‘You have the right to a jury trial?’ Is any jury going to convict Jack Bauer? I don’t think so.

“So the question is really whether we believe in these absolutes. And ought we believe in these absolutes.”

[…]

Judge Mosley told the panel that rights-respecting governments can’t take part in torture or encourage it in any way. “The agents of the state, and the agents of the Canadian state, under the Criminal Code, are very much subject to severe criminal sanction if they would engage in torture,” he said.

But the U.S. Supreme Court judge choked on that position, saying it would be folly for laws to dictate that counterterrorism agents must wear kid gloves all the time.

We’ll all be wanting to get into that handcart now.

Worst acting performance ever?

Chris Lowe of the Pet Shop Boys cameos on Neighbours.

Extreme origami

Via Ted on withboots, an astounding paper dragon made from a two metre square piece of paper. More on computer-aided origami here.

Hammerklavier

Free download of the day: the great pianist Andras Schiff’s lecture-recitals on all 32 Beethoven piano sonatas.