Not even the pros know. The challenges of being a lego modeller aren’t those of the usual job:
The model builders take turns running inspection before the theme park opens each morning. In Miniland, they make sure the presidential motorcade zipping along Pennsylvania Avenue hasn’t been crushed by a renegade possum overnight, and that no seagulls have strategically bombed the White House. They make sure enthusiastic AFOLs haven’t pinched any of the discontinued bricks — transparent ones are particularly coveted — for their private collections.
(AFOL= Adult Friends of Lego)
asically, I’m going to talk about love. Not romantic love, or Courtney Love, whoever she is, but something much more permanent. You see, unlike human love, fan love is superior because it doesn’t fade. So when people stop me in the street and tell me, ‘I love you Tom’, I understand perfectly well what they mean. So we squeeze one another, we embrace, and then on we go. Very satisfying for everyone involved, I think!