None More Disingenuous

Trailer for Wanted banned for glamourising violence. Quoth the studio: “some people do not like to see a woman in a strong lead role.”

“ALL I NEED TO DO IS WATCH IT AND KEEP MY SANITY, WHICH ALL OF YOU WATCHMEN IDIOTS APPARENTLY LONG AGO GAVE UP”

Best response to a review of Watchmen so far.

“I did it!”

The real purpose of the Watchmen film.

“What’s the one with the rose petals?”

How not to start an interview.

Can he swing from a web?

Further spider-pig news: inflatable pig hovers over Battersea Power Station.

Five Second Movies

Too busy to watch films? No problem! I particulatly enjoyed The Big Lebowski and all of Harry Potter.

Damnatus!

If anyone ever finds a torrent of this, you’ll let me know, right?

The eighties called and want their animation back.

The trailer for the Dragonlance movie is out.

Unexpected movie news, part I

Latest film announced by Pixar? John Carter of Mars.

Coming Next Summer!

Well, I’d watch it.